basileater:

we need to free the nipple so bad im so serious we should be so far past the point where girl children are told they have to keep their shirt on while their brothers and cousins get to run around shirtless or women shamed for breastfeeding or trans men needing top surgery to go outside shirtless without getting judged at best and arrested at worst or girls getting taken out of class for not wearing a bra like this should be a priority

aceiestartist:

People who have never read the Animorphs books, I invite you to guess: WHICH STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE ABOUT ANIMORPHS

All morphing has a small risk of death by warp-speed spacecraft.

Parasitic alien slugs can get addicted to instant oatmeal.

There is character named after a fan who only appears in two books.

The main characters permanently trap a kid on an island, as a rat, on purpose.

One of the major alien races is constantly on the verge of starvation.

A major recurring character is partially named after Gandalf.

There is a virus that can wipe a species from existence at the atomic level.

Atlantis is real.

A reality-warping alien has the appearance of a dinosaur with a human face.

A sapient hawk is the child of a human and an alien via time travel.

basedandfatpilled:

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fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

burntblueberrywaffles:

what do you think of tumblrs decision to take away the ability to click on a reblog and see it on the previous person’s post, which means you’re now taken to the top of the persons blog with barely any hope of finding it?

It’s a dumb decision that actively make the user experience worse for everyone

It’s bad and they should feel bad

Staff if you don’t fix this I am going to eat your walls

Wait what’s happening?

It’s definitely a good decision! My user experience has improved thanks to this!

Please reblog im trying to prove something here

groundlessness:

Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.

totallyseiso:

demilypyro:

telltaletypist:

someone should have sex

not it

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damazcuz:

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

kushblazer666:

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oldnewyorklandia:

Edmund L. Mitchell.  Doyers Street, Manhattan, New York, 1965.

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