ibock:

“you’re chubby”

i know and i’m cute as frick

[devours entire burger in front of you] 

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babyferaligator:

YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES

13961  ∙  1 day ago  ∙  babyferaligator   (via)
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52736  ∙  3 days ago  ∙  whatthebec   (via)
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626  ∙  1 week ago  ∙  drawsaurus   (via)
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Age:  18
Where I’m from:  canada
Where I would like to live:  new york, boston, london, scotland
Religion:  agnostic theist
Sexual orientation:  straight
Single/taken:  single
Favourite book:  too many 2 count
Favourite movie:  SO MANY
Favourite TV show:  UMMMMM
Random fact about me:  i have a twin sister
Favorite day of the year:  first day of autumn
Favourite colour:  light pink and lavender
If I have any pets:  four cats and a dog
What I’m listening to right now:  off to the races-lana del rey
What’s my ringtone:  i have no idea it's on vibrate
Favourite male character from a TV show:  hal yorke
Favourite female character from a TV show:  sansa stark, cersei lannister, SO MANY
Favourite superhero:  cory booker
Celebrity crush:  idris elba cause i'm rewatching luther, daien molony
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23501  ∙  1 week ago  ∙  waterfudge   (via)
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khaleesioftheinternet:

norraba:

goddessoftheinternet:

if you wanna be my lover you gotta be rich and close to death

When you really think about it, aren’t we all rich when we have the one we love, and close to death compared to the age of the universe.

honey i want the benjamins or nothin 

28495  ∙  1 week ago  ∙  khaleesioftheinternet   (via)
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30  ∙  1 week ago  ∙  waldafrey   (via)
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apprenticenecromage:

i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken

21914  ∙  2 weeks ago  ∙  apprenticenecromage   (via)
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