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i’ve been waiting for the world to collectivly drag jenna marbles for so long now

so long

Sep 23 2014 @ 12:19 AM
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while we’re on the topic we can drag this unfunny heaux too

Sep 23 2014 @ 12:16 AM
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Single serving Communion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

Sep 22 2014 @ 11:47 PM
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I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

Sep 22 2014 @ 11:11 PM
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Jurassic Park passes the Bechdel test because all the dinos are female and the 2 raptors in the kitchen communicate with each other. Discuss

Sep 22 2014 @ 10:47 PM
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Mom, Dad, I have decided to become an existential concept.

Sep 22 2014 @ 10:43 PM
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Anonymous said:
don't you think your "boys in crop tops" tag needs more white guys?



i don’t think anything in the world needs more white guys


Sep 22 2014 @ 9:46 PM
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"Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope."

"But, Dad, don’t we eat the antelope?" 

Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great circle of life.”

Sep 22 2014 @ 9:45 PM
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shuold i put away my laundry


like for yes

comment for no

reblog for eat the laundry

Sep 22 2014 @ 9:44 PM
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"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

Sep 22 2014 @ 9:44 PM