having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
"Cuckoldom Triumphant Or, Matrimonial Incontinence Vindicated" and other eighteenth-century novels of note.
My research has finally been published! But, uh, not in a way that I am likely to share with my advisor.
Love all of them.
someone put into words why i hate when people rib that all homophobic people are just secretly gay
being queer isnt some ironic punishment
THERE WE FUCKIN’ GO
man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets
'commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms'
'excellent. elaborate please'
'all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space'
'what the fuck'